Part of me is like: stay home from class tomorrow, you’re definitely not going to make it through the day.
But another part of says: Nah, go to school. It’ll be a great story to tell future generations that you got so stressed that you suddenly passed out during a lecture and woke up to find that part of the room stunned that you fell out of your seat.
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second
[ORIGINALLY POSTED 7/4/14; LAST UPDATED 9/17/14]
Having trouble finding the perfect idea for your fic? Want to challenge yourself? Want to just get ideas? Hopefully this masterpost will be of some help!
This is perpetually under construction—if you have anything to add, let me know!
LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ON TUMBLR
- AU ideas by Tumblr user authorkurikuri
- AU ideas by Tumblr user scamdal (1) (2)
- AU ideas by Tumblr user crowthis
- AU ideas by Tumblr user smallnico (NOTE: There seems to be more than one version of this; this is the OP, though)
- Eight Unique Plot Ideas by Tumblr user chloetherph
- Situation Ideas For Your Character by Tumblr user shackleboltrp
- Masterlist Of Dramatic Storyline Ideas by Tumblr user rp-assistant
- AU ideas by Tumblr user coffeeclint
- AU ideas by me!
LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ON DEVIANTART
- 70 Writing Prompts by amorine on dA
- Writing prompts by Hinxight on dA (1) (2) (3)
- 100 Writing Prompts by tehuti on dA
- Writing Prompts For You by inubasket on dA
- Writing Prompts by LexicoN18 on dA
- Prompts by MyMidnightLove on dA
- 23 Writing Prompts by RayneWolfspeaker on dA
LISTS AND IDEAS FOUND ELSEWHERE
- 8 Ways To Say I Love You by R. McKinley
- Alternatives To Platonic Love
- Prompts From A Hat
- TVTropes (fair warning to those who have never been on this site: you WILL be trapped there for hours)
CHALLENGES AND BINGOS
- 30 Day OTP Challenge
- 30 Day NSFW OTP Challenge
- Horror Bingo
- Kink Bingo
- 30 Day Dark Fandom/OTP Challenge
- Trope Bingo
- Cliche Bingo
The sun isn’t bright just because I say it is. It just is. It was bright before I even knew the word for bright. I didn’t decide what it is, I acknowledged what it is.
You aren’t worth something just because I say you are. You just are. You were worth something before I even said anything. I didn’t decide that you are, I acknowledged that you are.
This is what I mean when I say “You are worth it.”
This is great.
I have no words.
My family has this ungodly power of making me want to sleep for the rest of my life at home or just not want to be here at all and risk my mental health elsewhere.
im extremely cute but im MAD!!! AND FULL OF HELLFIRE ONLY REVOLUTION WILL DOUSE
When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash:
Wow, you greedy fuck. *clicks*